Maui Barbies

* This was actually sent to me via e-mail by a friend. It was also passed on to her. I do not know who created this, but it sure is cleverly funny. Pardon us if you find this offensive or insulting – I am posting this just for fun. I think it’s kinda cute πŸ™‚ I actually took out Kahului Barbie, Paia Barbie, Lahaina Barbie and Makawao Barbie because their paraphernalias are not “family friendly” kind (at least in my opinion). Anyway, I hope you find these cute also:

Limited-edition Barbie Dolls for Maui area market:

Kula 200 Barbie
This princess Barbie is old only at Kapalua Boutiques. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade and bags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Kimo old only in conjunction with the augmented version.

Kihei Barbie
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Also referred to as WOKS. (Easy women of Kihei).

Wailea Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Keoni. You won’t be able to afford any of them.

Haiku Barbie
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Manuel out of Makawao Barbies house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top.. Also available with a mobile home.

*** If you’re a Maui resident you’d know that these stereotypes (typical of many but not all πŸ™‚


3 Responses to Maui Barbies

  1. Georgina M. Hunter R(S) e-Pro October 10, 2008 at 6:03 pm #

    I want to see Paia Barbie!
    Can you post the link to the complete set?


  2. newton avelino October 16, 2010 at 11:57 am #

    beautiful island I love the Hawaiian culture and Hawaiian people …

    I’m Brazilian plastic artist
    and would love to see the Hawaiian ates of my works and the Brazilian culture …


    Newton Avelino (BRAZILIAN ARTIST)


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